These sorts of jokes always irk me; like great. I’m glad your amused but I hear things from the same people every single time I go to help them out.

Short answer? Deal with it and be glad that they’re trying to be attentive and present themselves in the event that there’s something you want and/or need. They’ve got a lot of stuff to keep track of and balance with all the tables they likely have (as well as all the last-minute, spur-of-the-moment orders that they…

I always love seeing how idiotic assholes can be about Autism; like every single form of Autism is some utterly debilitating and insurmountable obstacle keeping people from thinking for themselves or anything really. I’ve got Autism; it’s former diagnosis was “Asperger’s Syndrome” and is a VERY high-functioning form.…

Per the reference to “cost;” fish are expensive, oysters are expensive, not everybody can stomach the idea (let alone the practice) of eating insects. Financially speaking, it can be disastrous to try and eat alternatives. Plus, oysters hold their own issues regarding the environment (looking at the ecosystem damage…

Likewise; only Lays, Utz, and Kettle, but the Kettle ones are usually in those small bags next to a sub shop’s counter or something.

I mean, there’s also that it isn’t red meat.

Everybody always waves off an attack Bastion, only to get a wall of bullets to the everything.

See, that’s what the android does and what I thought initially. Ah well. Used to be able to get legit apps on Android that would cut it off from ringing and not let it leave a voicemail, but I guess Android got tired of letting that happen.

Neat; not a fan of iPhone myself but if it can kill a spam call before it even hits voicemail then cool!

I’d rather be able to create a list that denies the call rather than sending them to voicemail; Android phones can already do that. I don’t want to have to clear out my voicemail because someone wardialed my number for spam.

Man, I miss overtime pay...

Huh.... Either you make bank with overtime or you’re considered an exempt employee. But even then, to call 50-60 hours full-time is.... a troubling trend considering the overall average full-time is 35-40 hours a week. Not saying it isn’t happening as it seems some companies have started doing this, but that sounds…

Exactly this; I put headphones in when I worked in DC because I had no desire to be bothered. I was either trying to start mentally preparing for or mentally coming down from the day at work.

The issue is load. When they go to test hubs and things like this, they can only simulate X load, but in the real world there’s a MUCH higher Y demand. Their tests can’t account for just how massive the difference is. This isn’t something new, this has happened since online hubs were added to games. Hell, look at…

... Somebody never paid attention to Boondock Saints and looked into what Murphy calls Rocco as he goes off to the mafia bar. If you go looking for the line it’s the one that goes, “What kind of flowers do you want at your funeral?” Apparently not terribly long ago the word he calls Rocco in the movie was used in…

I mean, if it was just themself, I could see your point. These idiotic sheep are feeding this shit to their children, not just themselves.

It isn’t just that, but that Miracle Mineral Solution garbage was created by a piece of shit dude who FORMED A CULT TO PUSH HIS PRODUCT ON THEM. I can’t stress that enough; this sick bastard knows (and has admitted) that it’s crap but he still pushes it and people still defend it. He especially likes to push it to…

40 licks in one session?

You’re in the clear; summary is “yeah it’s fine just don’t let them lick open wounds,” you know common sense.