It’s going to take a while for everyone to recalibrate value in the current environment. When the cap jumps 35%, salaries will go with it. Would you feel better about these deals if they were all 35% lower?

And, with the upcoming salary cap explosion, these deals aren’t really as prohibitive as they seem today.

They’re worth exactly as much as someone is willing to pay them. (And in the cases of max players, most are worth a lot more than even that.)

WHOOOOOOOOOSH.

Maybe you shouldn't be here...

Clearly you don’t realize that he’d be a perfect spot on a team that doesn’t have depth.

He might not get traded.

This news is especially sad considering early reports that it was all fun and games.

I know what you’re going through. Stay strong.

Based on his upbeat response to this terrible accident it would be a great story if Imhof can work hard and continue his career, but I’m afraid he’s going to lose focus.

6 Light Modes:

6 Light Modes:

You gotta wonder how many people buy this after seeing that picture and think “I am woefully unprepared for iceberg-related incidents."

You gotta wonder how many people buy this after seeing that picture and think “I am woefully unprepared for…

Ummm...is that the Titanic in the lower right? If only they had been able to cobble together $6 for this flashlight, they could all have lived.

Ummm...is that the Titanic in the lower right? If only they had been able to cobble together $6 for this flashlight,…

Upon hearing that Stephen A. realized the Onion was satire, Skip Bayless immediately started talking about Tim Tebow.

Huh. I think we all learned something here. Stephen A. Smith does not Tweet with caps lock on.

You need someone 'to face you' if they give you a less-than-optimal tip? Wow, I can't possibly imagine why you might have gotten a small tip. Were you gonna beat him up or something?

Upon hearing that Stephen A. realized the Onion was satire, Skip Bayless immediately stated that it was in fact a legitimate paper and Smith didn't know what he was talking about.

Scott Van Pelt

When I was 17, he came into a restaurant (Philly area) I was working. Since I was waiting on him, I was liable to stay until 2am until he finished his dinner. $200+ and a bottle of Clicquot (~$110) later, I find an $11 tip waiting for me (not cash). The bastard scampered off with his white-trash woman (probably the…

Peeps got jokes.