Hop in!

Too bad there’s no way to prevent such a situation from ever happening again.

I really enjoyed the Remington M1100 from Resident Evil 2. I wish it became available earlier in the game, but man, once you have it, watch out, zombies!

Kawhi’s player profile pic on ESPN probably sums up his response to just about every stimuli in life:

Yeah, I remember all the stories of Jeff and Barry popping wheelies, side by side.

Running, hitting, outfield. I’m probably the best at all of those things there.

I can’t blame Toys R Us if they were afraid of a Bengal attacking Geoffrey.

I couldn’t watch it. I just couldn’t. I had to ask my wife what was happening.

I’m not sure how this doesn’t happen more often.

Mistook the accelerator for the brake? Sounds like something Lionel Hutz would claim.

A dong? Oh.

When Gilbert was playing, it was reassuring to know there was always a dick present.

Considering the likelihood that Rondo was busy schooling punks in Connect 4, we’re lucky he just didn’t do a full out copy and paste.

All this time, I thought Ray Allen did it.

I’m sure the same feelings of anticipation and glee I have watching this are the same feelings people have while watching me attempt to get into my car in a Target parking lot when some asshat has parked too close to me.

My favorite Rondo was 2010 Playoffs Rondo versus the Cavs. Game 4 of that series. Holy sheep.

Admit it, you’re not that surprised.

I guess Lee needs to be on that end of a game-ending inbounds play and not the other.

This explains where my wife was yesterday.

Of all the Papelbon things I’ve heard, this is by far the Papelboniest.