And the President we need.

The time that I almost didn’t buy used copies of FF6, Chrono Trigger, and FF2 for the ridiculous reasons that I couldn't really afford them or the console on which to play them.

Also, the only picture I’ve seen shows exactly one magazine for the AR. If dude’s planning some kind of massacre, he’s probably going to bring more than one mag.

I hate when I get charged with stealing trade serets.

Can’t believe I let my wife convince me that it was a good idea to sell my DC. Grrrrr. Well, maybe the next one I buy will run quietly. I can’t imagine it could be any louder.

I realize I’m basing this off one photo, but don’t you think somebody really intending on mass murder would bring more than one magazine? Yes, that one mag could do a lot of damage, but it’s not the damage that multiple magazines could do.

Some very good bears right there.

Steiner makes it so much better. I'd follow him to freedom.

It's like watching Carl Lewis do anything other than run or jump.

He clearly wasn't in English class.

I don't think you're giving your arm and butt cheek proper valuation.

Shit, he can't do any worse than 6-24 in the gold medal game, right?

As always, I assume Marge Schott's, and then go from there.

Yeah! Maria Sharpshoot! I love her mixed doubles partner, Roger Firstserve.

That's a pretty long con right there.

I own both the original PS1 version of this game as well as the Dual Shock Edition. I really have no idea how many times I've beaten this game, but it's gotta be at least a dozen, and I'm only counting a complete playthrough as one in which I beat all four scenarios within a relatively small window of time (a matter…

“Now, I don’t know what happened, but lack of leadership got the Titanic sunk.”

If it's possible to MF away cancer, that KG deal looks way better now.

This is the first time Geno's been on either end of a solid connection.

I’m 37, and my parents still forget that I'm a narcissistic asshole.