Comments like this are why I come to Deadspin. Well done. 

Nice try Portnoy

As art, this is a Wahlberg-level Boston. It’s almost a little too on the nose, like shading towards Damon/Affleck.

good troll post

Whatever you say, Mr. Marchand...

As if you have a book.

This is bad and you should feel bad.  

from one Bruins fan to another: please shut the fuck up

“We.” Ha!

We????????????????????????

Let’s give this guy the benefit of doubt: Boston fans have the most experience with asterisk championships.

Look man, I’m a Boston fan too, but we lost. It came down to one game that we needed to win, and we were garbage. Yeah we had a lot of shots on goal last night, but couldn’t find the back of the net. Meanwhile we gave up too many counterattacks that led to St. Louis goals. I do think we were the better team for most…

“We just ended up once again on the losing end of biased refs. Happens to us all the time.”

“First Godzilla destroys Boston, then Ortiz gets shot, and now the Bruins lose the cup because of officials!”
*chugs 4 Narragansett Shandy’s*
*masturbates to a picture of Tom Brady*
*goes back to sleep on futon*
*continues to be unemployed*
- A Bruins fan

“We.”

Counterpoint: fuck off, Boston. Seeing a baffled Chara and a weeping Pasternak made my fucking year. 

Shut the fuck up. People like you are the reason no one likes us. Wanting it more (™) means shit. The officiating was bad from the first whistle at the start of the playoffs for every team. Don’t start with this “boo hoo the refs lost it for us, they are against us”. Maybe look at our team first. Did you miss things…

This comment is so good you almost had me convinced you’re actually a piss-baby Boston fan smoking your morning cigarette and drinking your first cup of Dunkin swill lamenting over the plight of a cursed sports town. Thank you for allowing me to paint that rich tapestry in my head. Well done.

Your book will be available for download on Amazon Kenya

Shots on goal is a meaningless stat if the shots don’t go in.