He reportedly told his mother that if she had a problem, she could meet him in Temecula 

Thing is, we don’t even have to do this as a thought experiment.  The career arc of The Darkness is exactly what would happen to a hair band in 2019.

Four whole years. BOO FACKIN HOO

I hate Broncos fans so much by which I mean myself. 

For Christmas my sister and her husband got their kids a Switch. Knowing this I bought Mario Kart for them figuring that’s something they know from having played it on the Wii. My brother-in-law made the mistake of buying Smash Bros for them. I was big in to Smash but skipped the WiiU entirely because I couldn’t…

Eh, if you listen to the entire thing, he also talks at length about how he made a mistake calling his teammates out in the media, how he’s still learning how to be a leader, etc. I don’t think this is as much about “I’m great and these young dudes need to listen up” as you’re making it out to be.

According to sources, Ravens are talking about giving him a parting gift to commemorate his years of service and to symbolize his search for a new team. They’re thinking about the below, but they haven’t made up their minds.

Since Joe will have some free time, AT&T should sign him up for one of those “When just OK isn’t OK” commercials.

Hilarious. I am now ok with you working for a racist and sexist bunch of dipshits. 

prescriptivist-ass comment up in here

If Haisley wrote this article it would be titled “American Soccer are Fine” (and the content would be totally different, but regardless).

Don’t tape me bro!

“you can clearly see the same guy who shouted “spic” screaming, “Beaners! Spics!””

You can see the guy’s white-collar career flash before his eyes the moment he realizes he’s been caught on video screaming racial epithets.  

AND YET that desperate, sad 6-year old still lives inside me, guiltily cheering on the Yankees of Football.

Thank you for proving every stereotype to be true, you joyless piece of trash.

Mmm. That’s good kinja.

This is this dude’s first-ever post lol

You’ve seen the list of receivers Brady has won a Super Bowl with, right?