White?

Don’t worry, Donny. This man is a nihilist, he believes in nothing. He’s a coward.

Dan, let me help you out - you definitely chose correctly when picking Rage Against the Machine over Stone Temple Pilots.

Man, you get your shit RIGHT

Thank you for the impressive example of why we need to continue pushing this shit.

Christ, didn’t take you boners long to prove his point...

Hey Dennis, I just gotta say that I really enjoy your writing, and I’ve been happy to see you branch out to other areas of the Gizmodoverse.

I can see you pushing your glasses up mid-sentence from here...