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Timothy Burks
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I remember you could get a new Le Car for three grand. Of course back then three grand was like a lot of money.

The re-assembly in reverse order of dis-assembly is ALWAYS A LIE!!!

Anyone else see a post on FB and think it was another “my face when a friend asks me to crawl under his car” joke?

His enormous head has caused at least one car to roll over.

But only by a physician duly certified by the University of Do You Know Who My Daddy Is.

People made fun of that but it really fucked with a parallax rangefinder.

They had to pass a test before? Who knew.

“Takes a SMART to catch a SMART.”  unnamed rural sheriff 

I’m a watch guy and I like artistic watches. Yes, it is ugly.

That is how it was in the original story “We Can Remember It For You Wholesale” by Philip K Dick. 

“Damit Carl!”

At least it’s not a Jeep with a hemi.

I would do a PornHub if I had photoshop.

I hate it when it comes out lumpy.

Even when one of you hates something I like I enjoy reading why you do.