I’m a watch guy and I like artistic watches. Yes, it is ugly.

That is how it was in the original story “We Can Remember It For You Wholesale” by Philip K Dick. 

Today the toilet, tomorrow the doorknobs.

“Damit Carl!”

At least it’s not a Jeep with a hemi.

I would do a PornHub if I had photoshop.

I hate it when it comes out lumpy.

Even when one of you hates something I like I enjoy reading why you do.

Michael Collins had a daughter (Kate) who was big on All My Children.

Not ready to ship til the paperwork outweighs the hardware.

R.O.U.S. ? I don’t think they exi-