Of course, the 53 billion barrels of oil recently discovered in Iran, has nothing to do with it. Wonder when we can expect Don Jr to register Trump Oil

Not if he was trained by said dad to demean and belittle mom. It’s a favorite trick among shitty patriarchs.

He’s taking cues from the Taliban. THE TALIBAN IS HIS NEW ROLE MODEL WHERE AM I IT’S SO DARK AND I’M SCARED...

There are mountains of evidence that firmly proves he’s a lying cheating fraudulent scumbag beyond any shadow of a doubt, but for some reason people just choose to ignore it all and pretend that his version of reality is true instead.

“We”...like the US military is equipped to just “take the oil” and “we” are going to somehow benefit from it. He’s a world-class simpleton with no earthly idea re: how anything actually works.

Also the Taliban blew up some pre-Islamic Buddhist statuary in Afghanistan about 20 years ago.

Yeah I remember reading about ISIS destroying a bunch of super old pieces of architecture that predated Islam.

I always think of “Back to the Future,” when Marty tells Doc that Ronald Reagan is president in 1985. Doc cries, “Ronald Reagan, the ACTOR? Then who’s vice president, Jerry Lewis???”

“War Mustache” is obviously a Captain America villian.

The plot is extraordinarily far fetched, even for a movie. I mean, joke real estate developer Donald Trump is supposed to be president? This makes no sense, even for a fictional alt-history. 

He likely fell face first into his popcorn tub halfway through watching this (which is historically dubious, but close as he might ever have known of the subject...

Iran also stated — unlike Trump — that neither they nor their proxy militias will harm or target any US citizens. Remember, Iran has been fighting ISIS since the beginning and have been trying to stop the destruction on cultural sites.

What, and I can’t stress this enough, the fuck???

Everything this man has ever done is criminal, in both the literal and figurative sense.

And let’s not forget that the “costly delay” he erroneously cites in the article was due to alleged costs of keeping workmen on extra days.

Dipshit in Chief’s been attempting war crimes for a while now. Even before he became the Presidump, he wanted to claim Iraq’s oil as a victory prize.

First, somebody give the orange fuckface a Sharpie and a world map to see if he can even locate Iran. BTW, didn’t Iran release all hostages years & years ago? And the Jackass-in-Chief doesn’t even know the facts. 66 Hostages were taken on Nov 4-8. Thirteen were freed by the end of that November, but 53 were still held…

Ah, the good old days when Donald was just an asshole developer instead of a genocidal lunatic.

Bibi knows that if there is a threat of an Iranian attack on Israel he may receive enough of a boost to win enough seats to remain in control in the upcoming third election.  If there is an attack because Israel involved themselves in the US/Iran conflict, he knows that he would be seen at fault and may lose enough…

Donald Trump doesn’t even respect protected American cultural treasures. Why on earth should anyone think he cares about other countries’ antiquities?

I really hate this low budget and poorly acted direct to video remake of 2003.