CROSSOVER TIME

Oh My Lord, YES! Gah! The Hobbit was soooo disappointing because of exactly what you said. They could have taken a whole half-hour out of that film and it would have been perfect. At one point I was ready to shout at the screen: "Enough eating and drinking at Bilbos! You fucking Dwarves have a dragon to kill!"

Yeah, I recently went on an international flight and the airline had The Hobbit as one of the choices of movies.

A) This actually made sense because it was an example of how anti-modern Smith's character was.

You know what's just as bad? When Ms. Silverstone becomes Batgirl, she is denied bat nipples.

A lot of people accuse Tarantino of being a hack (Not me, I love everything the man does), but whether you like his movies or not, you have to admit that the man knows how to make actors/actresses fucking cool when he gets through with them. He made Travolta cool again after Pulp Fiction. #Respect

Hold on a minute. I get the disdain for the unfortunate Blade Trinity with its incessant Ryan Reynolds quips and its dopey corn-fed Dracula, but let's not paint Blade 2 with the same brush. Just the premise alone of a vampire dirty dozen facing down a legion of gross sewer-dwelling nosferatus was a series high-point…

The childhood flashback worked for me in Batman Returns. Burton at least shaped it into an inside-out version of Bruce Wayne's family trauma, and most of that movie is Batman and the Penguin engaging in competitive displays of public neurosis to establish who is the most special boy in Gotham, so it fits.

About a good 40% of An Unexpected Journey, Radagast is simply a good representative of it.

I actually liked that bit. Besides giving us a worm's eye view of what it's like to have a GIANT ROCK fall on you from a great height, it showed us what a dick the Orc general was, not even following his own edict.

That's where my problem with Prometheus lies, in the decisions on the cutting room floor. There are several deleted scenes with the biologist first finding the worms BEFORE they mutated. Him taking samples, and some more discussion and dialogue before every takes off their helmets like no scientist would ever do for…

Peter Jackson's King Kong had all sorts of issues (I kind of which he'd broken it into two films, as he did with the Hobbit later), but the two worst scenes in my mind involved things that just took me out of the movie.

Clooney is lucky that he's a pretty damn good actor. This would have ruined a lesser man's career, like Chirs O'Donnell.

You win.

Let me throw some bat nipples close ups

Okay, first of all I don't mind 2009 Star Trek for the most part but the final "battle" scene had me literally yelling at the screen. So Neros ship is being rapidly consumed by the black hole and Kirk and Spock decide to fly in close phasers blazing...? What was the point? His ship was clearly being torn to pieces and…

....I never noticed the expiry date 'joke' before. This movie just keeps getting worse!

But it did allow Ryan Reynolds to be funny screaming for his life.

The first one that comes to mind is the Flubber dance sequence in Flubber. You know, the one used in all the trailers because nothing makes you see an unnecessary remake like slightly anthropomorphized balls of bouncy green goo doing the mambo. It also made me have to consider whether the flubber had some sort of…

The exploding head scene from Prometheus.