Aaaaah can I get a Cliffnotes version? The next few hours of my life are not available!

That's the one. An amazing read that will suck hours out of your life.

It's not the plot or canon characters she uses. It's the fanfiction versions of the characters. The out-of-character-redeisgned-to-fit-the-fanfic creations that got name swaps for a different story. Even if you ignored that she still lifted passages from lesser known books and quotes from well known TV shows and…

I'm not sure if this whole thing was a sarcastic fest or not.

This is beautiful. Do you write for True Blood?

Meredith, thank you so much for lighting up my world this season.

Meredith, I am surprised this .gif didn't make it into your recap this week.

However we did get to see that VAMPIRE DONG DA DONG DONG DONG.

I would pay cold hard cash to see that cross over movie. At a movie theater. TWICE. And then buy three copies of the DVD.

Funny how Vamp cross-overs always seem to focus on killing the Diary Dweebs ... or better yet ...

So in the certain abilities are passed down. That makes sense for Pam and Nora and their ability to fly. But how does that make sense for Bill in regards to the books? If he was made before computers even existed how could that trait possibly be passed on to him? Haha very odd to me.

Let me put this into words: you never watched it, but you seem to have a strong opinion towards it.

We could have pro and con buzzers that we would use while we watch.

I wouldn't worry. true blood can almost never keep to a single plot for a whole season. Remember how this season looked like it was going to be about billith ushering in the vampire apocalypse? Then it turns out its a retread of season 2 with death camps and also alcides stupid pack andfairy babies and ben is warlow…

Hahahahaha. I forgot about Bill and computers. He is the worst. And book Bill is even lamer than TV Bill, which says a lot.

In the books, it's a thing where each vampire has a unique ability. Eric can fly. Bill apparently was good at computers (No really). That ability is passed down from maker to offspring.

I am incredibly angry with True Blood for even making me consider the possibility that Eric is dead, especially because that's a truly awful ending for their best character, if it's true.

Welllll, I wouldn't say it's singlehandedly destroying the genre. I can't think of a single thing True Blood is better at than VD, other than "can show naked people." VD has a hell of a lot better pacing than True Blood, although both shows take a pretty cavalier approach to character development/backstories. When VD…

They stole the "zompires" from the Buffy comics.

Calling it right now: Eric quickly buried himself in the snow before he went SPLAT.