Oh I was having this conversation the other night. Andy's kids are directly half fae, or are 100% fae if you go by the mother rule thing. Where as Sookie has probably like 1/16th fae blood in her, but it apparently skips around as it did with Jason. Remember, neither of Jason or Sookie's parents were fae and I don't…

I was thinking, If I were Sookien and Bill came asking for my blood to help his whole species, I would be like: Ok, I'll give you my blood if you go kill this guy Warlow using your new Uber Vamp powers.

I ask this question...What kind of royalty is she, if she just discovered her dragonball-z powers, a few years back? Andy's pre-teen halflings are already using their hand lasers.

You know what REALLY boiled my butter.

So whatever happened to Grandpa Stackhouse lecturing Jason about spewing his private family business to strangers? "Hello stranger! Why yes, I am in fact the Fairy King! I am in fact hunting down Warlow! Come stay at Sookie's house, I'll vouch for you!"

Or some huge bear and whoop Alcide's butt.

I am so over Sookie and her precious fairy vagina.

Eric continues to be a BAMF while bill and alcide continue to be assholes. I've been Team Eric since S1.

Bill burning up in the sunlight was a hold-my-sides, eyes streaming with tears, comedy roller coaster for me. His confused crying on the floor afterwards... It was like looking into the face of a very stupid god, it was so beautiful.

Wish Sam would sit down and watch some Teen Titans or something, he's such a crappy shape shifter.

In the real world, you never just cut to an owl for dramatics. That owl will always be there for a reason. 25% of the time, it's because it's gonna take your dog.

I was expecting her to mad at him for being Gay as well as being a vampire but nah. I wanted her to throw it in his face that she got to sleep with Jason and he can't bitch fight.

Mrs. Newlin's hair is so big because it's full of secrets.
Btw-your 'Bill on fire' and 'lol Bill' pictures were killing me!

PRO: Mercy killed fairies turn into kitty litter. That sounds about right.

I was just so happy when Bill burst into flames. Family members passing through the room where concerned to see me cheering at what appeared to be a beloved character getting charboiled.

Yes, YOUR TEARS ARE DELICIOUS

Yes, the street cred for that brutal and successfully orchestrated scheme should outweigh any of his other failures.

Seconded. "Pinky and the Brain, yes Pinky and the Brain, One is a genius, the other's insane." There's a hint in the parallel construction. And is Brain's irrational drive to rule the earth not sign of a troubled mind?

Sure, Cartman is a screwup most of the time, but his revenge on Scott Tennorman counts for a LOT.