ALL OF THIS!!

If I saw this woman on my street, my first guess would have been Jehovah Witness and then I would have moved on with my life. But I’m also black so I never assume that nicely dressed, middle aged ladies are plotting home invasions.

He was probably tempted to use his own Trump branded plane so he could charge whatever prices he wanted and then remembered, “Wait, I don’t want those brown little monsters in MY beautiful, expensive and totally tremendous plane!”

I support your silent manipulation. If we have to live in a patriarchal society then we might as well use it to our advantage. Go out there and kick some ass!

Or the action. 

They won’t read it. She didn’t read it. Like, ya know, whatever.

If the Republicans can’t even read their own tax bill, there’s no way she read any of that report.

He is such a sick fuck.

And what if it didn’t take the first time and you had to do it again? *gag*

Vomit.

I wonder what she had to say about all the John Oliver ads. LOL!

We need an intervention!

I was coming here to post this. 

Seriously! Grown adults who speak American English don’t understand half of the crap said in a courtroom, there’s no way a non-English speaking TODDLER understands any of that.

Oh yeah, there are definitely people out there who are like, “Hmm, no idea who that is, but the name sounds cool.”

Nah, the cult fog will just direct them to one of the many, MANY Coal Mining jobs that Trump brought back.

This made me giggle with glee! It sucks for organizations like the Boys and Girls Club and other smaller non-profits, but the idea of those hateful, racist, UN-Godly Evangelicals flipping their lid is just too good to pass up. 

Ooh, I hope they receive a shit ton of calls about just that. “Did you even read it? What else have you skimmed?!”

Ooh, that would be amazing!

I think (or hope) that some of those numbers are from people who’ve registered as the opposition to somehow control the outcome. I.E., let me vote for the person I hate the least in the opposing party so that if my preferred candidate loses, I won’t totally despise the alternative.