Ooh, I hope they receive a shit ton of calls about just that. “Did you even read it? What else have you skimmed?!”

Ooh, that would be amazing!

I think (or hope) that some of those numbers are from people who’ve registered as the opposition to somehow control the outcome. I.E., let me vote for the person I hate the least in the opposing party so that if my preferred candidate loses, I won’t totally despise the alternative.

My mom just sent me this. Have you seen it yet? It’s no SCOTUS pick of course (FUCK THE GOP), but it might make you feel a little better to see some positivity and new blood on our side.

Agreed. I WANT to support it, but I just can’t stomach that concept.

What the hell kind of logic is that? The President is in charge of not just their entire livelihood, but their ACTUAL LIVES and they just leave that completely up to chance? So stupid.

And making firefighters, of all people, clean it up. That makes sense.

I’m sure the Asian market will eventually make up for the so called “loss” that Trump envisions.

Seriously! And how was this a bad thing?

I think I’m gonna be sick...

Shit is scary.

I love this part.

It was meant to be! 

Gross! I mean, I’m not surprised, but EWWWWWW!!!

Because he assumes all Canadians are white?

This gif though!

If Jesus ever does return he will come down annoyed as fuck like, “I gave you so many chances. SO MANY CHANCES! Native Americans, Africans, Chinese, Jews, Gays, Japanese, Hispanics, Muslims, etc, etc. And you got it wrong every frickin time! Where are the four horsemen at? I can’t deal with this shit anymore.”

Agreed. I would eat in ALL THE TIME!

“I told those guys to fix it. Not my fault they failed! I just inherited these screwed up departments from Obama.”

There’s too much stupid in the water. Better question though, does Trump deodorant smell like Cheetos?