And then we’ll find out the electoral college was bought. *GASP*

Or throw him off a bridge! If he doesn’t go splat, that means he’s a witch.

And the fact that we have a military base there just flies right over his head.

Exactly! Has he even thought about how that base factored into this dispute with Qatar? I highly doubt it. I mean, Saudi Arabia already got a boat load of money out of us so why not move on to screwing with our military operations next?

Obama also kindly reminded the predominantly male leaders in tech that women are the decision-makers in life. “Women are in charge of everything. We do everything, we buy everything, we make most decisions in the household. Who are you marketing to? Who do you think is gonna use these apps?” she says. “If women…

Reminds me of my best friend’s house next door to my mom’s house. The people who moved in afterwards fell into foreclosure and decided to bust the upstairs toilet before their departure. Mold. Mold. MOLD! Actually looked very similar to that picture, but the fans all wilted and the wall paper was peeling off the wall…

Grrr.

Owwwwww! Jeez that sounds painful as shit.

But would she get a kick out of scaring you just for fun?

Ooh, this is acceptable. then.

Yours was still pretty good though.

Did Donald Trump write this review? It certainly sounds like something he would do. Although there are some big words in here so maybe not.

“Are you speaking from experience?” Would have also worked.

Wow. What was your reaction? Why do people speak?

Aja Brown, the Mayor of Compton, won’t be ready for the Presidency for a while, but she’s definitely someone to watch for future movement. I hope she aims high.

And this is why thaQueenIsHere, said that the UK needs to start listening to its Muslim population. And it’s true. It’s not about normalizing or accepting terrorism, it’s about acknowledging that there is a serious problem and that by continuing this path of isolation, fear and hatred of Muslims, that we are…

That whole night was surreal. I knew I wasn’t alone in my feelings, but seeing news anchors across multliple networks getting depressed on live television? That was rough.

And you just know the whole time he was in Saudi Arabia, everyone in the delegation was thinking, “Sucker!”

Why waste ammunition and manpower on America when our homegrown idiots can do it for them? The terrorists probably read our news online every morning and say, “Whelp, our work is done for the day.”

Yup. The day that crazy drunk driver (which people kept insisting was terrorism, but no, it was seriously just a drunk) plowed through Time Square, my 2 cousins from Florida started sending these mass group messages like “are you guys okay?” So my other cousins in the area responded affirmatively, but I didn’t see…