“Yes, because no one ever took a flight before 2001.”

I’m flying four times in the next month, and while I will get pissed at the long lines, it won’t be TSA agents calling in sick that I’ll blame for it. They’re doing, in my opinion, the right thing.

Yep, gas stations and transit companies don’t accept IOUs.

They are most likely broke and can’t actually afford to commute to work.

Total work stoppage. Stop transport and shipping. That’ll end this shutdown.

Considering Republicans use the deepwater horizon oil spill footage to jerk off to, yeah, I also find the “littering” charge dubious.

It the same in many cities right now. People who try to feed the homeless are being arrested.

And there went the claim to the last shred of humanitarianism the U.S. had left.

Hey. I told you I was crazy. Whaddaya want?

Not to mention the National Parks having piles of trash accumulating during the shutdown. The litter question seems a little disingenuous.

Seconded.

They’re going to jail for being kind. This is truly the darkest timeline.

Children are biodegradable. Plastic bottles are not.

And you call yourself a Green.....

Imma go out on a limb here. But as a Green myself, I’d rather litter the ground with some water bottles than the bodies of dead children.

That’d be a great workaround if people only got lost and died of thirst on the Mexican side of the border.
Just to be clear, generally the most vulnerable members of the crossing die—which, in this case, usually means young children. Trying to prevent people from leaving water to migrants is, by and large, literally…

Les Miserables II

They could literally leave a gold (plated) water bottle, frankincense and myrrh out there on Christmas, for a woman named Maria with a baby named Jesus to find, and our alleged Christian, pro-”life” government wouldn’t get the message. 

Look, I know it’s a troll. Every once in awhile I’ll fuck with a few of them for my own entertainment. You don’t have to tell me who or what they are. I didn’t find my way out of the greys for nothing.

Some people would rather let people die preventable deaths than risk a single ounce of “disrespect” to the laws they fetishize as an end unto themselves. This is where the “rule of law” enters parody territory. 

Look, he’s doing everything he can every day to take this country back to the era that made Martin Luther King Jr.’s work necessary, ok?