Maureen Dowd has one of these, in case you were thinking the Pulitzer Prize for Commentary previously meant you had to be good at your job.

It’s what Peggy would’ve wanted. Something strong and classy.

Peggy Fucking Noonan? Seriously?

I didn’t realize Marshall Applewhite was producing Meet the Press.

No. No. No no no no no no no no no no no no. No.

When I read the award announcement I literally spat out the tea I was drinking like it was a 1980s sitcom

In 1973 the Washington Post won a Pulitzer Prize for its coverage of Watergate.

Actually, that’s what she really looks like.

Totally not the point, but I think Peggy made that outfit out of the drapes my grandparents had in the “formal sitting room” circa 1987.

Christ, this must have been difficult to write are you day drinking

“He was born in Sicily or Donegal or Dubrovnik”

I don’t understand how an airliner has so much power over their customers that they can force already-boarded patrons off a plane in order to accommodate someone with a lower-tier ticket type (the lower tier type being a standby ticket, where the ticket holder has agreed to wait for am unclaimed seat).

Did United realised there was a video of this before issuing that bumblefuck statement? Jesu Christ, what a shitty airline.

She said that the office declined to prosecute because her attacker was “drunk and they ‘can’t prove’ he knew I wasn’t consenting.” She described Williams’ decision as “terrifying” adding that the DA’s office was “essentially...claiming that alcohol consumption is a get out of jail card for sexual assault.”

“The District Attorney’s office declined the prosecute the suspect because he was too drunk to realize that the house he broke into and vandalized wasn’t his”

Hey, when I punch you in the face later after having a couple cocktails, you can’t prove I knew you wouldn’t like that.

“The District Attorney’s office declined to prosecute the drunk driving incident because the suspect was drunk and they can’t prove he was aware he was actually driving a car, not sitting in a parked car.”

Think about that defense in any other scenario.

“The District Attorney’s office declined to prosecute the murder suspect because he was drunk and they can’t prove he was aware that the noise he heard wasn’t an intruder.”

She said that the office declined to prosecute because her attacker was “drunk and they ‘can’t prove’ he knew I wasn’t consenting.”