You can’t expect to interject logic when people are busy being outraged about famous black people being compensated.

None of you people who admit to using Secret are allowed to take a dump anywhere in North Carolina.

Prepare for your 15 grains to be BLOWN THE FUCK OUT. 21 grains. ORGANIC. ANCIENT. Pictures of lumberjacks and beavers. Plaid packaging.

Or a life where he’s willfully blinded himself to the fact that he’s subjecting poverty-stricken young men to lifelong brain damage without even paying them!

Yeah, that was about as subtle as a train wreck

All that booze and crap, yet organic peanut butter and jelly.

I’ve sat at my desk for the last 3 hours spinning solidworks models and shitposting on Gawker and I’ve done 5 things more objectionable than stroking someone’s ego with Magnums.

This is favorite comment today in all the kinja land. Kudos, muthaFUCKA!

Why fuck him? They agreed to it. If anything fuck UGA for being so dumb.

Next - a loaf of bread that's just a bag of grain.

Anything less than the max amount of whole grains is some seriously pussy ass shit! Keepin shit REAL out here with some straight up kosher seeded pumpernickel, bitchass muthaFUCKA!

I'm waiting for 69 grain. With grains you ain't never even heard of.

I just realized that all that shit is in addition to a full dinner spread. For at least 10 people. Fuck this guy.

Tell him to get in line.

8 GRAIN? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING? I WAS JUST AT PUBLIX I KNOW THEY HAVE 12 GRAIN

Nah, at a baptist school like Baylor this might have been enough to actually get him fired. Liquor and condoms? Hit the bricks, Kenny.

What the fuck? I hate this country sometimes. I have done three things at work this morning more “objectionable” than give a guy condoms. In what world is that a black mark on one’s career? What he should be ashamed of is giving a grown ass man Fruit Roll-Ups. TIME TO LEAVE CHILDISH THINGS BEHIND, LUDA!

“What I wouldn’t give for a scandal about a spring game entertainment rider right about now.”

It’s certainly a step up from the Lisa Loeb Laser Light show that the College of William & Mary had.

“Whole grain bread (with the most grains)“ is killing me.