Mom gonna be mad until Nov

Ironic that it was the last truly great and honorable GOP Predident, Ike Eisenhower, who warned us about it.

His fly is open, so technically his fingers could be working. It’s not like his hands are as tiny as Trump’s

LOL

No, the Democrats won’t “lower themselves” to do that. They’ll just claim the GOP Benghazi narrative is “a mischaracterization of the facts” or “a falsehood” and never throw EVIDENCE up on a Jumbotron like the copies of the multiple requests for security funding that were denied by the GOP controlled Congress and a…

But you can count on the hapless Dems to not push back on the GOP narrative and correct the record. Instead, they’ll “take the high road” 🙄

Murrica, of course

“They’ll greet us as liberators!”

I thought we all blamed him.

They want to get paid to kill black and brown people without getting arrested. Think of them like cops, but with a fully paid global travel benefits, subsidized housing, subsidized food, public option health care and free college. Because, you know, only moochers and lazy minorities take free shit from the government.

Did you get the job?

The social liberal didn't win the Democratic nomination.

Saul Alinksy mentored the Goldwater Girls?

No one is making you read a political car story ffs

Dear Robert Smigel,

The Devil Weed...duh

Truth!

I love doing that. After that outrageous Planned Parenthood “hearing” where Cecile Richards was incredibly disrespected by Rep. Jason Chaffetz (R-UT), I donated $100 to PP in his honor and they sent a nice little note to his Congressional office to let him know

We got that in Roe v Wade, tbh