Personally, I’m still fond of Cheetolini.

Remember when Obama killed bin Laden the same night as a WHCD? Seth Meyers does.

This is a very important point. It’s not like Regan just didn’t want to go. “I was just shot” is a valid excuse for skipping just about anything.

I just love how miserable Donnie is

Markets himself as such an alpha male (barf) and is too chicken shit to deal with a night of ribbing at his expense. And you know if Russia had an equivalent of this dinner Putin would at least have the nerve to show up and poison some journalists. Trump is just going to slink away and tweet in a corner.

It’s worth noting that the reason Reagan didn’t attend three decades ago was because he’d just been SHOT in an assassination attempt a few weeks before. Even so, he still called in to make a few jokes over the phone.

You know what they say: if you can’t handle the heat, fucking resign, whiner.

I’ve not heard Kim Jong Orange yet. It now lives at the top of my euphemism list, second only to “open-faced quesadilla” and “malevolent traffic cone”.

So many news outlets are boycotting this dinner. So, it sounds like a case of Trump going, “Oh, you’re boycotting me? You can’t do that. I am boycotting you! So, there. How you like them apples? Sad!!!”

So refreshing to finally have a government that isn’t made up of delicate little snowflakes like the left is made up of.

They should invite Hillary too. She did win the popular vote, after all.

Leslie Jones should sit in as Trump. Doesn’t have to say a word. Just sit next to the comic and pout.

“Denied access” is a joke, really, only slightly less of a joke than Spicer’s briefings have been. Being denied the ability to ask questions he won’t answer isn’t a big deal.

Yep.

When my father died and there was nothing to inherit -for anyone. Mom was a day to day substitute teacher. 10 years old.

OK, so when I talk to my girlfriends, this seems like it’s more and more a thing? My heart was broken pretty badly when a guy I knew who I thought was ok with just me turned out to be on the polyamory train. I hear a lot of “monogamy isn’t natural, baybeeee” etc. Seems really exhausting to try dating and have to…

Thanks. Not a day goes by when we don’t crack each other up.

Met my husband on OK Cupid. Of all the dating sites, that one seemed to have the sanest men. At least in my age group (I am old- late 40s).

After 10 years, I finished paying off my student loans today! *High fives all around*

I knew driver training in Germany was really, really good.