Don’t forget that as governor of Indiana—THIS FUCKING YEAR—he signed a bill (thankfully thrown out by a human being of a judge) that would require women to hold funerals for fetuses not carried to term. HE’S A MONSTER!

Why would Pence bother seeing Hamilton? Does he not even know what it’s about?

If America had a VP-elect who waved his dick at press conferences and literally ate shit, it would apparently be disrespectful to boo because of the position alone.

Trump Pence have no plans of applying civility, they shouldn’t expect it.

“Jesus chose exactly who he wanted be president.”

Man, people sure have a strange way of expressing their economic insecurity.

That is the FIRST thing that came to mind. I know who’s paying for the secret service (we are) but who’s paying for the rest?

62,013,985, as of 4:21 pm ET, Nov. 17

Fingers crossed that each one these stops turns into a disaster when swarms of good people protest and give him a taste of why over 60 million did NOT vote for him.

That’s what I look like when the BBQ is almost done.

This shirt never happened. It’s photoshopped it originally said “stop being desperate”

Watching porn with your significant other is one thing. Watching porn featuring a young girl you’ve know her whole life who you found attractive at the age of 12 your wife is the real icky part of this scenario.

It’s times like this I really wish that there WAS a Gay Mafia, and that their Beverly Hills chapter could make her life a living hell.

Shocked!

I haven’t read her in a while but I don’t remember being overly wowed by her other novels. I will try this one since my tastes have changed with time, and the premise sounds interesting.

My ex in a nutshell. All of the lip service. Who was expected to stay home for the repair guy?

That Weiner documentary made me preesh DeBlasio anew. It seems like it takes a certain type of self-absorbed social cripple to run for office, but I think Bill’s different. He seems refreshingly normal, like you could have a slice with him and he wouldn’t grab your puss or send you a dick pic. Small blessings.

In the wake of Trump’s election, de Blasio is reportedly considering eliminating the program and destroying the database of New Yorkers’ personal information, rather than being forced to turn that information over to federal law enforcement or immigration authorities.

I voted for Hillary Clinton.

How about instead of a weird redistricting of electoral votes, we just go to a popular vote?