I work with someone originally from the Philippines and I use to gently rib him about Duterte and his bat-shit craziness. Then we elected Trump. I told him, welp, guess I can’t tease you anymore.

During my workout today, I listened to two albums: the newest Solange and the old Prine.

Honest Question: How do I not get grayed at the beginning of every comment? My stupid jokes eventually get a star or two and I’m not a total asshole. Maybe sarcastic at times, but...

Anyway, here’s one of my jams right now:

Best line of Deadpool: “...wanna get fucked up?”

Ahh, another movie where Jennifer Aniston is filling the role of Jennifer Aniston.

Scorching hot take there.

Hot damn, I am going to miss this sexy, little man sooooo much.

If you set your mind free, baby, maybe you’ll understand.

*pours out 2 40s*

Klein was forced to stuff Wildenstein inside a closet to prevent another rabid attack, sources said.

It wasn’t disguised. Plainly says it’s a “Kinja Deals” post.

It wasn’t disguised. Plainly says it’s a “Kinja Deals” post.

I spent many hours playing the video game:

Sorry, one more thought: I obviously don’t listen to the radio, but I know one thing about those asshats: I saw when they won their Grammy (or one of?), and the lead douchebro proceeded to thank everyone EXCEPT Janelle Monáe, who was featured on the song and sitting right there! Unacceptable. That entire group has a…

Huh, I had actually forgotten about fun.*

*dear god, is that how they stylized it!?

Whoever is handing out Album Of The Year should just say, “Fuck it, I’m giving this to Frank Ocean anyway.”

Damn, Sturgill. Better than the Americana category they lumped you into last time, I’d say.

What exactly is the draw to becoming a soccer ref? Is it the big cash? The women? Is it really worth it?

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Make it hap’n, Cap’n.

Careful, man, there are beverages here!