I remember skipping out on lecture in college to pick up Halo 3... it was totally worthy

And yet no Metroid game

No

Michael Moore famous in Japan?

This is so ridiculous

They even got the "Aliens" guy... Half Life 3 is definitely on the way!!!

I wonder why he never uses gloves...

This is what a keyboard is for

He was a genius the moment I finished reading Hi no Tori

If it was anything like Ikaruga, I would jump on it

Pig Man? Swine Man?

Damn, this looks awesome as hell

Why do they always ignore Portable Ops?

It frustrates me when people do say "nobody cares....". I care, jackass!

Time for some expert sleuthing!

You never know, brah. In Japan, you have sex as a greeting and kids are crazy and sleep with they moms and shit. Japan cranks out some crazy shit

idk Japan is crazy sexual sexual and stuff

I almost thought it was a trailer for Dudebro II

he looked pretty young... but you might be right

My apologies, Mr. President