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I mean, she’s not stupid. It had to be deliberate, but...visual dog whistle?

I was actually kinda looking forward to hearing the Addams family dude speak.

This time you’ve gone too far

Looks like she started the Seig Heil, then somebody in her earpiece monitor said “GODDAMNIT LAURA BEND YOUR ELBOW, NOW IS NOT THE TIME”.

Hey girl.

Subtle.

Now that’s a textbook “Seig Heil!”

This show is so insanely good. It’s just plain creepy. It lovingly borrows from Close Encounters of the Third Kind, Poltergeist, The Twilight Zone (it’s basically “Little Girl Lost”), The Goonies, and, as stated, E.T.

Friend to me after reading this article: “And apparently I have to like Third Eye Blind now. This day is not going well.”

Even worse - these morons outright reject Science altogether... while tweeting on their smartphone or taking antibiotics for their latest UTI.

shup and sit down, it was all done by God.

Third Eye Woke.

This. Now THIS is some intelligent, high-level trolling.

Third eye open, well done.

Yassssss my 3eb and Stephan Jenkins crush is reignited. I love the self awareness that not playing the hits was a form of punishment. Also news to me that they're popular with Republicans? Their music is nearly entirely anthems for 90s rich kid hippie liberal stoners, no?

Weirdly, that "KFC" one was more upsetting than nearly everything else, for me.

I died at “...got sprayed in the eye with blood and clear-colored seepage both.” Death by disgust. I’m commenting from Hell now.

I wouldn’t tempt them with talk of death just now. They only stick around because they think they’re going to get my eyeballs once I’ve kicked the proverbial. Those are going to Science. Not little rats who don’t eat all their peas and carrots.