This is the first time Betteridge's Rule of Headlines has been wrong. Yes, yes they are.

I can't believe Lena would jeopardize the Pen-15 club like this.

Oh, Zangief.

They also button the hardest button for him.

Remakes are the mind-killer.

Another director to be beaten by the maker, bloodied by the sands of Arrakis.

He got a Community notification.

The Last Jedi is clearly going to be friendship.

Or peeler joint.

The spaghetti they all eat makes them heavy sleepers.

I've seen that one. It gets a little musty in the third act.

The Thanksgiving special is in third place, if only for its innovative dinner spread.

And "Throb"

If they're just going to reboot everything, can they bring back "It's a Living?"

She must have used up all her sick time at the end of season 1.

Or couldn't she travel to Chicago or something to get the extraction done?

Tomorrow, look for the Pokemon explainer.

Just like the Ultimate Warrior and Vince McMahon.

"At least the Undertaker is still un-defeated at Wrestlemania, right?"

The Dallas Knights team using illuminati elements in their logo is the best thing about "Any Given Sunday."