"It's just like hunting sink crabs back on Bestine."- Dialog from an alternate universe Star Wars.

Force Ghost Porkins

Just behind Jek Porkins, the true hero of Yavin.

Have either of them installed shields on their TIE fighters yet?

"Oh, Bourbon" is from one of Randy Newman's darker periods.

My favorite part of that bit was the implied discussion between Beverly and the police officer which ended with him agreeing to do it.

So that's why he's been carrying around basketballs or giant acoustic guitars in every shot this year.

Is the actor who plays young Adam working on some other project, or is pregnant or something? This is the second episode this season with very little Adam.

Dander from Cul de Sac would have made a great pick for D.

Can we get a 25th anniversary edition of "Consumer Revolt" by Cop Shoot Cop?

It is now!

This. It's like if someone were retelling the story of World War II in Europe and the reader kept assuming General MacArthur must have been dead, because his name never comes up.

That's the general belief, but it would be pretty easy to lampshade how we didn't see them in New Hope or whatever. Yoda never mentions Ezra because Ezra never becomes a full Jedi (and Snips was drummed out of Jedi club).

I really wish the Jar Jar is a Sith theory would have came out back when Droid Tales was being made, because it would have been awesome to have them work that into the plot.

He was listening to "True Colors" in his office.

On an A to F scale, Food Chain rates as Plum.

We have, but if PB thought he was dead, it could be a Starchy clone.

Where I grew up, trick or treating at night wasn't a thing. It was always the last Sunday in October during the day. The only time I ever trick or treated at night was when my friend took me to his cousin's house in the expensive 'burbs.

Dear AV Club gods, How many comments would it take to start splitting up these reviews. I will make that number on every split Goldbergs/Middle review. I will make up parody accounts playing minor characters if that's what it takes.

Sam the Eagle has clearly Reagened once or twice in his life.