One question, though: what's with the pigeons? Are pigeons pro- or anti-blogger?

Will's moving into his own apartment with two sexy ladies.

That was...long.

@Lady Andrea: I think Darth Vadar from planet Vulcan melted Rick Sutcliffe's brain.

@Mr. Pennsylvania: Nah, we moved to Philly a year and a half ago, but we'll probably be moving back to the Harrisburg area within the next few months. Her family and my best friends are all out there. Had some good times in the 'burg, we did.

2nd Street. I actually met my fiance there (yes, she mixed drinks and danced on top of the bar).

@Mr. Pennsylvania: That's what you get for spending time in Harrisburg.

"Smell my finger, man. Smell it. Heh heh."

Party time! Excellent!

Is this a real person? Not a Muppet?

The narration on that video sent chills down my spine.

@MattinglysSideburns: Or a William Faulkner novel.

Holy shit my eyes hurt.

I punched the Phanatic once. Years later, he rubbed my bald head.

The Stanley Cup finals are a Tom Waits album?

In another irreversible side effect of clitoral enlargement from androgen use, he saw his girlfriend's grow to be 2 inches long and as big around as his small finger. When a woman in this condition becomes aroused, her clitoris becomes erect and sticks out just like a man's penis, complete with a little head and all.

That game was as exciting as a screen door on a battleship.

@Secret Identity:

I think Lebron is in that "At What Age Should Your Child Stop Breastfeeding?" documentary.

Good to see my 9-month old tossing back Yuenglings and calling Sidney Crosby a pussy, like he should.