The Laura Dern/Baron Davis couple is soooo unexpected and I love them for it! She’s 12 years older than him! She seems to be a sapiosexual, having dated nerdy auteur types in the past (Jeff Goldblum, married Ben Harper) so now I am looking at Baron Davis with new hearteyes. I realized I was a Laura Dern fan when her…

Subscribing to WaPo in early 2016 unfortunately stands out as one of my few good decisions over the past few years. Their political coverage and opinion writing are outstanding.

Yeah he’s a god in his own mind. I liked some U2 songs back in the day, but I think bono thinks he’s modern day Jesus or some shit.

Cogent thought, my friend. Now, I have a 98-point rebuttal, two-thirds of which consists of insults against your hygiene, parentage, and taste in clothing.

I think Luther needs some overtime.

That was my first thought!!!! Didn’t think to do it with a gif!

He’d never eat a clam without Mother there.

Maybe next Christmas he can give people exquisitely framed copies of his most recent bank statement.

Kanye strikes me as very insecure. I imagine he’d want everyone to know how much money he has.

Basically Fox News, looking for something for their angry old white viewers to get up in arms about during the Obama administration, made up the whole “War on Christmas” (although to be fair, I think they started this lie before Obama during the Bush administration). It’s a symptom of the bullshit that is right wing…

I’m an Old now, but it strikes me that some of these never went away...

This was my grad cap for my college graduation last weekend:

I am done with calling out the actresses on this shit. Call out the magazine, the conglomerate who owns the magazine, etc. This is not her fault. We’re playing games with women who want to help because they arent 100% perfect meanwhile people are getting away with rampant discrimination, assault etc.

I hear “Ridiculous Political Considerations” is what they named that new bulldozer which can level a Palestinian house in five minutes flat.

Just throw in some cute baby animals in santa hats. It’ll balance out the flavor.

He’d best keep Louise away from fire, I’m all but certain she weighs the same as a duck...

And then, of course, his wife, Evil Dipshit, would post a photo of herself holding up the insurance check on Twitter while standing on the back of (one of) their (many) housekeepers.

I got a book of matches somewhere, do you have any lighter fluid? We can fix that.