tightassandronicus
TightAssAndronicus
tightassandronicus

His jacket in Jaws was amazing!

It’s his “I’m a serious important man” face.

Except this is an actual crime that was investigated and not Alex Jones claiming Obama is possessed by demons because he’s a fucking wingnut.

presumably she spends a great deal of time looking for her upper lip.

Maybe Ivanka finally installed Grammarly on his computer.

I told my wife the other night that I’m more sure of Kim Jong Un not launching a nuclear missile versus our own damn president.

Ok, comrade. Now where’s your evidence to back that up?

Every time I see this fucker’s smug fucking face...

If he were a Republican, he’d still be in office.

I’m trying to decide how much of my “lock him up and throw away the key” reaction is based on what a gross pig monkey predatory piece of shite he is and how much is based on my anger over his fucking up the election.

Daddy likey?

I had no idea. Thank you for pointing this out! Updated.

Who wore it better?

Yeah, well, Trump base are the ones who are getting screwed by him and yet are still defending him. Logic is dead, just like facts.

I got upset every time somebody presented him as some kind of unwilling accomplice that just found himself in a shitty job with a shitty boss and tried to make the best of it.

Please refrain from sending me unsolicited texts and emails

Alternatively, she could shut the fuck up about her #SponCon vacation being cancelled and how she plans to “hit” the resort next year when people who actually live on that island are at great physical and material risk. It costs zero dollars and zero sense to have some fucking humanity and realize not everything is

Someone who has known you and your wife for 12 years, Spicey, and is just doing his job, and you treat him like that?