But somehow the President of Mexico was able to contact the United States and offer support and assistance... last week.

This man can’t let anything go. That is why I’m convinced he wanted to run and win because of the White House correspondence dinner. That’s also why he wants to get rid of anything obama did.

No, you are right. Noah’s greatest weakness is that he isn’t american, he just doesn’t get it. I am very surprised they extended his contract.

Right? Blank walls and empty surfaces make me itch. I like Stuff.

Because women are not seen as professionals.

Does Trevor Noah make anyone else want to zzzzzzzz take a nap?

Because there’s literally over a century’s worth of history proving it can and does work? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Oh, great. I’m sitting on 100,000 inflatable George Soros punching bags that are Tiki-torch resistant. ZUCKERBERG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I don’t know what this says about me, but Fatal Attraction & Play Misty for Me are two of my all-time favorite movies. Seen them both a hundred times.

They didn’t even want me to read because they were embarrassed.

I’m really starting to believe nothing will happen to him. He’s gonna keep on keeping on and it’ll be the new normal. I’m starting to see it already.

Unless Mueller gets him good, I really think he might get away with it. The never-ending deluge of scandal seems to help him, because there’s so much shit being revealed constantly that I really think it’s a wash with most people because they just can’t keep up. He got elected being this nuts, he might continue to…

“I wasn’t concerned about white supremacy until white supremacists attacked me by name for marrying a Jewish man.” If that’s not genuine concern, I don’t know what you’re looking for, especially when the follow up is, “Well, I’m certainly not going to say anything about this incredibly offensive thing in public. Why,…

Yes, she does. She rapes third world seamstresses by proxy.

I’m confused. If these men are so “weak” and unable to control themselves around a teenager, then why are they in power in the first place? Shouldn’t that exempt them from being put into such positions if they can’t stop getting their dicks out and snapping pics?

She still thinks the Trump Administration has a “long game” to play - to which I say, “Ha!”

I agree. I like to quote my mother who used to say “show me a child who has a mother for a best friend and I’ll show you a bad mother.”

“They’re the best friends I’ve ever had. Nobody in my life has ever stood by me more.”

Not that I had an exaggerated respect for Harvard before, but REALLY? Mediocrity is an astronomically high standard next to Spicey.