Keep government out of my healthcare; make sure government doesn’t let her have an abortion.

Bojack Horseman gets it: President Stymied By Ball And Cup Game” - “White House Calls For Investigation Probing Ball and Cup Game Manufacturers” - “President Blasts ‘Fake News’ For ‘Not Reportting All The Times I Won at Ball &Cup Game’ - “White House Plans Rally Celebrating President’s Glorious Achievement In Ball…

Burying those bodies was the least horrific thing they did to those same bodies.

Fascinating to watch people writing books and major articles about me and yet they know nothing about me & have zero access

They’re very similar to the Keep Government Out Of My Medicare crowd.

A) Don’t come for us Irish Catholic woman

“HOW DARE YOU??? I know in my heart I’m not a pedophile. In fact, you mention the 5 children I molested, but not the hundreds of children I’ve encountered in my life that I did not molest. How can you be so close-minded? I thought you liberals were supposed to be tolerant. If you ask me, you’re the real pedophiles.”

Calling someone a white supremacist simply because they embolden and espouse white supremacist ideals is like calling someone a pedophile simply because they sexually molest children.

The irony of President Trump and his ilk being able to spout of whatever bullshit they like with zero consequence because they’re just “tellin it like it is” while literally anyone that says anything against them has to apologize and grovel for fear of an angry backlash from mouth-breathing morons is... well, I don’t…

Amazing. Even in this supposedly flattering portrait, I can still tell that his daughters fucking hate him.

Bigfoot, huh? For a second I thought that was Harambe.

Cruz is such a pious Christian man-type thing, how could he ever be tempted into viewing such sinful material? Clearly the Devil is an expert in hacksmenship and broke into Ted’s twitter account and “liked” that dirty, dirty post.

That and “Cutting taxes increases revenue.”

There’s a screenshot of him watching it, too.

There are actually a lot of great old politicians on Twitter. For example, 91-year-old John Dingell burning Tony Romo’s new sneakers:

It’s almost as if these event organizers have no idea what they’re doing and sincerely believe motivation and desire are all one needs in life to be successful.

Mingus Reedus is...not a name I would have given my child. To each their own.

•“Black coffee and a donut / No homo Frenchie cruller! / Jeff Sessions do your duty / And fire Robbie Mueller!”

His high school had exactly one black person: