tightassandronicus
TightAssAndronicus
tightassandronicus

That entire fatass family. Wrapped up in weirdo christianity eating cheese and bacon fries. Even their name is gross

All I can think about is Michael Che’s comment on cops being put on “administrative leave.” “You never hear McDonald’s putting Carlos on ‘administrative leave’ while they investigate whether or not he put his pubes in the fries.”

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So, he’s essentially the guy who should be a college, but is hanging around at his old high school every afternoon like a major creeper, right?

I thought he misspelled manga...

I’m surprised Tomi Lahren is as brazen as she is. There are people who might spill the tea on her past.

I went to Kyoto and there are a large number of companies there who will dress you up in traditional costume for a day. You can dress up in a nice kimono, but for a higher price, you can dress up like a maiko or geiko. Any geishas you would meet in the streets would actually be dressed up tourists. I went and dressed

I’m surprised they hired her. Usually they order their women from Mattel.

The thing is, NONE OF HIS PEOPLE WILL CARE. That’s what pisses me off the most - he is showing people his ass and they will continue to throw cash at him because... Jesus? I don’t even know. I was raised atheist and converted to Judaism as an adult and I’m basically an atheist Jew now and religion confuses me 99% of

Not only that, they should be on the hook for all the back taxes they should have paid while scamming the nation the whole time.

It’s that she can’t connect with anyone looking for more than a ‘good lookin blond with nice legs’ to feed them pap that reinforces their worldview.

I don’t know why people would trust him after he tried to ruin Christmas.

Bargain bin Benedict Cumberbatch ass

Get her a sassy gay co-host who will call her on her shit in a fun way.

I can think of tens of millions of reasons they were so interested.

True. To really hurt them, their entire brand needs to burn. The name Trump has to be stripped of anything resembling dignity or power and associated universally with pathetic, simpering failure - pungently and irrevocably tainted, like a pair of old sneakers pissed on by a tomcat.

Unfortunately, in the same way you can’t shame the shameless, you can’t disgrace the graceless. We can kick these fuckers to the curb, but they will claim they’ve “done their job and are moving on to other projects that will #MAGAYALLLLL” or whatever. I guess as long as they’re fucking gone, it doesn’t matter what

“She contains a synergistic relationship of internal consumptive products and digestive secretions focused on the production of disruptive emissions...”

Stacey Dash.

“Your sister already told us SO MUCH, so we don’t need all that much from you”