MY HOTTEST DAUGHTER PULLS HER LINE FROM FAILING NORDSTROMS! SUPER HOT! MY DAUGHTER I MEAN. SAD!

That is EXACTLY right.

...Because that’s the only way he can get laid.

Steve Bannon looks like the guy who got caught masturbating in the theater during the rape scenes of 12 Years A Slave.

Looks like as good a reason for races to mix. If he’s the endgame of racial purity, we’re fucked.

Then teaches them about the dine ‘n dash.

Steve Bannon looks like what would happen if William H Macy ate Shane MacGowan.

Steve Bannon looks like a drunk Heat Miser.

Steve Bannon looks like Uncle Festers Just for Men ‘After’ photo.

Steve Bannon looks like he just realized he shit himself, and is okay with the events unfolding.

Steve Bannon looks like a guy you’d find in the corner booth of a Denny’s ordering nothing but coffee, then making a collage out of old Hustler mags.

Steve Bannon looks like the guy who wears sweat pants to a Strip Club, because he is that guy.

Steve Bannon looks like the first few seconds after opening the Ark of the Covenant.

Steve Bannon looks like he never even saw the divorce papers coming.

Steve Bannon looks like the guy who tells you he just smoked his last cigarette and asks to bum one off of you, but forgot that everyone in the bar knows he has never bought a pack of cigarettes in his entire life

Steve Bannon looks like a recent divorcee who shows up to a college bar with no fewer than the three top buttons undone on his shirt, creepily revealing his chest hair whilst calling all the 20-somethings “sweetheart” and eagerly asking if anyone wants to do body shots

Steve Bannon looks like a beanbag chair with a coke problem.

Steve Bannon looks like he gives one star ratings to Uber drivers that don’t laugh at his racist jokes.

Steve Bannon is the only other customer at Waffle House at 3 am when you and your drunk friends arrive.

Steve Bannon has more Gin Blossoms than a jukebox at Applebee’s...