Melania relaxes in her “Special room for hair and makeup at the White House”.

It’s going to be DJ Jazzy Barron before too long

I didn’t think the Columbia School of Broadcasting cared much about those small details.

I think trump will go full dictator and claim that the people attending the Women’s March are actually his supporters celebrating.

I guarantee you, they won’t have aerial or long shots of the “crowd.” It will be close ups made to look like big crowds.

His official photo looks like Don Jr. just asked for another “last time, I SWEAR” loan.

Somehow, 4% of people manage to have no opinion.

Leonie is a strong, independent zebra shark that don’t need no man.

At USC they revoked the bachelor’s degree of one of the Walmart heirs for having her roommate write her papers. The university got wind when the heiress didn’t pay the roommate who immediately felt vindictive.

Or Donald himself?

Who the hell plagiarizes on their dissertation, anyways?

Yes, but I wouldn’t hold my breath.

$10 says he asked if he could touch her hair.

Please stop letting this man use you guys for photo ops. Please stop.

Incoming CIA Director Alex Jones will clean up this mess, you bet’cha.

It’s also very important to remember it, because the amount of effort the Nazis put into concealing the deathcamps is why Holocaust deniers have been able to sound legitimate :/

If he WAS a Russian pawn, the best thing he could do is discredit both the intelligence agencies and media, the two most powerful groups that could expose him. Just sayin’.

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Set up an email server in his basement?

We’re all gonna die.