tightassandronicus
TightAssAndronicus
tightassandronicus

I do not understand what this woman is saying.

Her and Tomi Lauren both need low lights and a reality check.

I read the other day, not sure if it’s true, that she and Bill are going to attend the start of Tribute aka the Inauguration. I hope to Baby Jesus, Buddha, and Goddess Meryl that Hilary gets a standing ovation when she walks down the stairs at the Capitol. Or at least bigger cheers that Benedict Donald. Because

Okay, I prefer this. Let him get a taste of his own medicine (pun intended).

It would be “Martin Shkreli is Fucking Dead” anyway.

That’s true, but I am also an adult and my mother would still kick my ass if I behaved like that. She’s been making that clear since I was a teenager.

Unless Biden changed the password!

If I don’t have a right to healthcare, why on earth should I have a right to Twitter?

“WAS THIS MARTIN FELLOW HUMMING? YOUR FATHER USED TO WHISTLE, ALL THE TIME. WHAT A BASTARD HE WAS, WITH THE WHISTLING AND THE JINGLING. THAT POOR LITTLE WAYNE, IF THATS WHAT IT WAS, I CAN UNDERSTAND.”

My email is my handle @ gmail if you wanted to send me your PayPal address. I could kick in a few bones for the kitty.

To be fair, the only thing she stole from the podiatrist’s website was footnotes.

Counterpoint: Monica Crowley is an inspirational figure who rose from the South Side of Chicago to become the model she is, today. Her parents urged her on to a better life, noting that, in this country, the only limitations are the scope of your dreams. And hard work. Further, she has lived her life by the motto:

Women leaders are less intimidating if they’re conservative, hence Thatcher and May are the only women to be PM in the U.K. and both Torries.

This does not sound like a magic trick.

Well, I am certainly ready for a female Pres.! I was ready for Hilary, but Putin is just another example of what’s up.. an easily outraged man, who cannot tolerate being on the same turf with a powerful female, hence his “help” during the election.

With all respect, I’m sure McCain learned patience and the ability to play the long game when we was a POW.

It’s a perfect storm for tinfoil-hatters who were already filled to the brim with CIA/Intelligence conspiracy theories. Putin could hold a press conference admitting the whole thing, and these people still won’t believe it.

He’s the Manchurian Yamdidate.

It would be poetic justice if he starts building the fucken wall, asks Mexico for payment, then Mexico says “We don’t need to pay you; you got paid in so much publicity, believe me. You made so much!” the way Trump talks to his creditors.

Well, since he has zero respect for the rule of law or formal government of any kind (except the diplomatic amnesty he’s hiding behind, of course), should he really have a trial?