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Not to quibble, but I find this image more appropriate:

Stone is also a Putin apologist—-his son has some kind of sweet gig over at RT, the Russian propaganda network.

I don’t think it’s so much that Trump thinks POC are a weaker target; he just knows any conflict with brown people riles up his base.

Okay, how is Possum Queen Huckabee going to spin this?

He looks like an off-brand Nick Denton, TBH.

Milo isn’t gay. It’s a troll; why can’t people see that?

Not sure why it didn’t rate a mention but Dakota Meyer is married to abstinence poster girl Bristol Palin, mother of three.

So I guess I’m the only one who sees that kitty leaning in to snatch that little girl’s breath and/or soul?

Let’s call Hawaii for verification.

I don’t know about D-list, but she’s a dead ringer for Amy Schumer.

I don’t know about D-list, but she’s a dead ringer for Amy Schumer.

I don’t think cash will be enough; we’ll have to throw in something aggrandizing like chipping his face into Mount Rushmore or emblazoning his face on (re-issued) thousand dollar bills.

He came out in a media interview a few years ago and I moseyed over to Fox to check the comments ‘cause my life is empty and schadenfreude is my oxygen.

Not to be catty, but is he in his first trimester?

Why has no one mentioned the single coolest thing about Jaws?

Honestly, I think she’s a Russian asset and Putin purposely chose an anti-bullying platform as her raison d’etre to fuck with us.

She never, ever seems to change expression

Bitch please.

I agree that this one probably isn’t trolling because the details aren’t horrific enough—-as the UVA and Duke lacrosse debacles demonstrate when people lie they tend to lie big—-and Gloria Allred isn’t involved.

I love that you called her Tammy.