Thank you!

As an old I can’t even believe her face has that much movement; I’m her age and botoxed into the Nicole Kidman uncanny valley—-and I still look like Noni’s mother:(

Looks like he’s out of control with the KFC, too.

His secretary just died, did you see?

The full quote: “When fascism comes to America it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross.”

Fuck you, Meghan Kelly—-my favorite Santa has Deadspin cross-over appeal!

I understand that racial identity is a very slippery thing, but you can take a DNA test to find out what percentage of your ancestors are from sub-Saharan Africa.

If he doesn’t like the findings he’ll claim the investigators were in league with Hillary Clinton and therefore the results are invalid.

She could prove it beyond argument with a DNA test, which would reveal both her bio-relationship to MJ and her percentage of African ancestry. The fact that’s she’s not pursuing this route is telling to me.

I feel like everyone is missing Bannon’s endgame here; he and his minions are setting the stage for 4 years from now—-if the 2020 vote doesn’t go their way it can be ignored, because clearly it was rigged. They’ll just keep holding elections until they get a result they like.

Where are his supporters getting that he’s a “good Christian man?”

Although the real wingnuts do adore Trump more than W, I suspect the real reason the press secretary will now be bolder about lying is because the red states have been marinated in 8 years of lies about Nobama.

I have no proof, of course, but I suspect any laws specifically enacted to gut the first amendment freedom of the press will be cloaked in christian nationalist terms about the establishment clause.

5. Attendance wasn’t crappy, the mainstream media just wants you to THINK attendance was crappy to further their librul agenda

I would’ve had a lot more respect for her if she slapped him.

Huma’s a babe but I’m not sure about carrying a navy bag with a black outfit. Am I being too conventional?

A few years ago I went to see Benny Hinn. I was broke at the time and the show was free, so my friends and I figured we’d go mock the rubes for giggles and shits.

Histrionic personality disorder.

But if the tape was filmed in Russia US authorities wouldn’t have jurisdiction.

Does that mean the University wasn’t paying him? Because for me that’s the truly horrifying part. Snooki getting 30K to speak at that NJ university almost unhinged me; finding out this godless shitbag got 5-figures from a legitimate school will push me over the edge.