He walked in on his last girlfriend dry-humping the pool boy in a Lily Pulitzer shift dress. He’s never been the same since.

It was lupus, actually. Not that it matters—-the disease she actually has is sociopathy, which unfortunately is not fatal.

He looks like a human version of Mr. Toad. Could I get a trigger warning next time?

I had to create an account just to respond to you—-why the fuck isn’t anyone else talking about this? If the shoe was on the other foot and a member of the non-partisan media got roughed-up this twat would be part of the howling mob doing the doxxing.