She must’ve taken German. Soooo much more useful in Arizona than Spanish, where over 20% of the population speaks it at home.

Neither can these children’s fathers in a lot of cases, because they have no idea where their kids are...or they were removed from the country without them.

Well, not everything we learn is in school, right? And the American narrative seems to center mostly around the Shah and the Revolution without one word about the democratically-elected Mossadegh.

Not only did he sign up during peacetime, he would have washed out of the Naval Academy if his dad and grandfather weren’t admirals. And before he was shot down for good, he crashed three other planes. If not for his family, he’d have been grounded after the second crash (if not fired) and thus never had the…

Mossadegh on the other hand was a brilliant man..... You know, Mossadegh, the democratically-elected leader we deposed in a coup? 

Congratulations to Stephanie Grisham, the latest person to serve as White House Communications Director. And kudos to The New York Times, who made sure to include her history of drunk driving as part of their bio.

She’s setting a bar for what counts as “torture” conveniently right underneath what her father experienced. You know, some people have had body parts cut off as part of their torture. Should they say, “Well, John McCain didn’t really get tortured because he got to keep all his fingers!”? It’s astonishingly stupid.

Imagine if your greatest achievement in life was that your dad was tortured before you were born? 

Unlike this administration.

McCain shot back, “Well, my father couldn’t lift me above his head as a child because of his torture wounds.”

Dear Meghan,

Okay... then I wonder if all the people who lost their life savings and/or committed suicide because of the Keating Five scandal care about his arms?

Y’know what, Megs? I’m getting really fucking sick of having to kiss your Dad’s dead ass. His bravery, selflessness, and honor during his days as a soldier and a POW are to be unquestionably respected and honored. As a politician where his actors could impact the greater good? Fuck him; he was fucking useless. He was…

Well, Meghan, your dad probably did lift your half sibling from his first marriage, but he also cheated on his first wife (including with your mom who was almost two decades younger!) and dumped that wife after she was disfigured in a car accident.

The White House blocked the House Oversight Committee’s request that Kellyanne Conway testify before Congress regarding allegations that she violated the Hatch Act

I don’t understand why we’re always demanding opinions from the families and friends of criminals, famous or just plain infamous. It doesn’t and shouldn’t matter what they think. 

Those are very generic names, how can she trademark them?

there’s not enough money in the world for me to give up my seat to cam newton, after he chuckled at the absurdity of a woman asking an astute football question whilst calling her a female.

The only celeb pet that’s allowed to trademark their name is Kitty Purry.