Everyone Is Obsessed With Sofia Richie’s Wedding

The day I learned I was not part of everyone...

This entire exchange is hilarious, though possibly unintentionally.

No LGB without the T

I think the difference is bad faith usage. Deadnaming is wrong, but if Ben Shapiro told everyone he suddenly identified as “TrumpRules Shapiro,” we should still call him Ben Shapiro.

I am quite sure Musk’s rocket prematurely exploded precisely at 4:20 after it’s launch and it was all planned exactly by the Space Karen

As long as it wasn't Graham Norton, that's all I care about!

I’m a little confused as to how they would have even pulled that off. I haven't been to a festival in years, but Coachella is fucking hot and they turn over those sets between acts so fast. Would they have just had an ice rink under a platform for all the other acts to perform on? And if it was cancelled so last…

My god, ice skating? Kids, I hate to break it to you, but this isn’t the circus. A singer singing is what you paid for. And that was good enough for me and everyone else in the known universe.

Jez is obsessed with the idea that the only reason anyone would date someone like Bill Hader or Pete Davidson is because of their supposed gargantuan wangs.

“Hader, being the tight lipped, big dicked man that he is...”

I was mildly obsessed with Airborne for sure.  The acting was SO BAD, but it was great.

I was just coming here to say “Please stop shitting on the Critters franchise, thank you very much. You’re probably confusing it with Munchie.”

Clearly dudeman has never actually SEEN Critters, maybe one of the best sci-fi black comedies ever (nothing can unseat They Live, of course).

It neither stars Mortensen, nor is it anywhere near his first movie, but god DAMN he tears it up for his 10 minutes or so of screentime in The Prophecy.

Jack Black was in the so-bad-it’s-good teen rom com Airborne in 1993 and had also started Tenacious D before I Still Know What You Did Last Summer. He shouldn’t be on this list at all.

Also in Van Wilder which I think was his 1st hit and before Amityville Horror. 

Jack Black was in the dystopian horror flick Bio-Dome in 1996.

TCM: The Next Generation

To be fair I am pretty sure Ryan Reynolds was in 2 Guys a Girl and a Pizza place before Amityville Horror though that may have been his movie debut.