Sadly some things kill ya no matter how good of shape you are in

i was just thinking this morning how he was gonna be one of the best reasons to see the new john wick. it took me down a mental rabbit hole thinking about the sweet roles he has had. he freakin nailed it on Corporate.

I never saw anything less than great performances out of him. Even in things like Resident Evil, where the show was pretty weak, he was still great. People are currently name-checking his role on LOST and he was barely even in the show. Plus all of the great performances from games. The third Horizon game won’t be…

Just awful. He was a huge talent and made everything he was in better. I’ve been re-watching Fringe lately and it wouldn’t have been the show it was without him. He was such a pro and it showed.  This is hard news.

What the fuck. Terrible. This dude was chiseled from granite as recently as 6 months ago. What happened?

I would argue it’s worse when Gwyneth influences mothers rather than young women. These “middle aged moms” are mothering young people who see their attitudes about food, diets and weight and think it’s normal and healthy. If Mom is worried about being fat and only eats bone broth and asparagus, what is she feeding her…

My sister is 50 and has engaged in disordered eating for at least 30 years. The only food she keeps at home is wheat germ and wilted vegetables. When she was 30, she asked her doctor about lap band surgery, and he explained that my sister was underweight so she didn’t qualify.

My mom is 65 and is the most eating disordered person in my close vicinity. Since I can remember she has been on a diet - grapefruits (don’t even remember what the f that was but I just remember her eating a crap ton of grapefruit), using a small plate so she doesn’t serve herself a lot, not eating bread, not eating…

I was recently telling my husband that rich people get IVs to treat hangovers and such all the time. He didn’t believe me. I had to show him a website in our own city that’s a bougie on-demand service for things like hangover or “immune boost” IVs. Kudos to those companies for parting fools from their money.

If anyone mentions the words “toxins” or “detox”, that’s how I know they’re full of BS.

“It’s really important for me to support my detox.”

Starred for the kelp tape reference. That was one of my favourite episodes of “Archer”.

“I love an IV! I’m an early IV adopter.” - Gwyneth Paltrow

For someone who’s all about the wellness, she looks suspiciously like someone who smokes, a lot. 

If this clown ate actual food she’d get the vitamins she’s craving.

Does GOOPy know she just described disordered eating?

One of the worst things you can do for your skin (and probably what’s inside your body too) is to do this kind of insane dieting as you age. It absolutely savages how it looks, as Gwyneth Paltrow and many others before her have proven. “A shriveled up banana” is a pretty good description.

Ah yes, requiring regular IVs for everyday living, definitely the mark of health.

Phosphatidylcholineis also found in eggs and soybeans. Gwyneth could just eat food but instead has to promote woo shit. 

Nothing says “wellness” like being hooked up to an IV instead of, you know, eating FOOD with nutrients.