Surely they’re not solely responsible for this imbroglitoe

I’m not saying the Ryan brothers are bad at defense, but they somehow already received life sentences for this.

He wants you to be pissed off by his hot takes

Fat jokes about Whitlock almost seem counter-productive at this point because there are so many truly awful things about him.

I can’t stand Lavar Ball but this may be the greatest insult I’ve ever seen regarding this sellout: “Jason Whitlock can’t comment on anything but snacks.”

And then I’m gonna go up to my fourth-floor apartment and continue to do whatever the hell it is I want to do.

I’m gonna say the slightly obvious here, but Greg Howard did Deadspin and the world a great service by exposing this goddamn malicious phony for what he is.

Measured, reasoned and informative. All the things Whitlock is not.

Spagnuolo later apologized if anyone was offended but his personal animosity toward fat people was because his father had spent years of his life fighting the morbidly obese.

Too bad this joke had Zero replies.

That’s the kind of call you see in a little league game right after the umpire comes back from an intensive weekend-long training course and wants to prove to everyone he knows all the rules now. Horrible.

this is exactly why I’ve never dated her.

The Doom of Valyria seems a lot like The Simarillion to me... Great story, but dozens of random elves/Targs running around is a lot more difficult to pull off on screen than on page.

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You need a hunter safety course to tell someone that what goes up must come down?

He just has to whip himself into shape and make sure his ego doesn’t get bruised if he doesn’t get a majority of the carries. Maybe branch out to accommodate different facets of the offense, you know, switch it up.

how did this article not mention he already has a new job as head coach of the Chinese women’s hockey team?

What country is only 10,000 meters across? Vatican City?

If Mark Davis doesn’t want fans to be overwhelmed at the new stadium, he should insist on a simple bowl design.

If he’s looking for an offensive line, you can’t beat the red one across his kid’s bean bag.