Try and stop me, pretzel Gestapo.

No cheese, no deal. And I make my pretzels from scratch with yeast.

Well, not gonna go there, then.

Let me get this straight. You spent the past few days pretending to be a weird shit who takes Game of Thrones too seriously and me not questioning that is a sign of gullibility?

As one who bakes his own soft pretzels, I speak from experience when I say you can't go wrong with cheese. And I don't think there's a place that sells pretzels in existence that doesn't offer it. The old Hot Sam's I used to go to used to put the pretzels on a stick and they would just press the thing into this vat of…

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww fuck, that ruins everything.

I hate this piece of garbage. Not giving him money just to feed into his endless need for attention. What do I get for watching your shitty, self-indulgent bullshit?

Oh, fuck you. I come here for enjoyable discussion with friendly fans, not pretentious millennials who take everything way too seriously. Like I've been saying this whole time, it's just a show, dude. Don't let it be your lone guiding force for how you interact with people. Some people on the internet can actually be…

Petyr Baelish's motivations have been shrouded in ambiguity from the start. What does he even want? There's only two things we know for certain: he loved Catelyn and he's untrustworthy. It's not 2+2, it's X+Y.

Repeat to yourself
'It's just a show
I should really just relax'

To get into Buffy, you have to forgive some of the early episodes that don't hold up so well (looking at you, I, Robot) and treat the first season as a sort of primer. Once you've finished with season 2, you're hooked. And that'll make watching Angel easy, even though it takes a little time to find itself too. They…

"Capital crimes" like deserting the precious Night's Watch? Oh, yes. You're right. Defiantly avoiding a lifetime of sexless Westeros Fallujah patrol is totally worse than what Lysa has done. There's a lot of things to praise Ned Stark for, but being a dutiful bitch is not one of them.

Yeesh, take it easy there, Mr. Fanhard.

Mine. She's married, but I got dibs being her servant.

Well, her work here wasn't a revelation to me … because I already knew she was awesome for about 15 years.

The kingdom was hardly stable. It was already stewing in deceit and vengeance. Littlefinger hardly made Jaime and Cersei fuck each other, let alone made Tyrion hate his father, and even if the Starks never went to King's Landing, Daenerys' path is mostly untouched by his influence. The Wildlings were always going to…

With the writers forced to accelerate the story beyond reasonable comfort (wheel spinning storylines with drinking games and such aside), we have to come to accept that some things are just going to seem off.

In total agreement about Healy. Means well, but he never grows or learns and his motivations are never truly explained and flashbacks only serve to reinforce that he was always an asshole.

No headcanon for me. I merely pointed out that it is one of many things about it that seem fake. It's not even a story (or canon) thing, it's just something they could have executed better. For me. Didn't think there'd be someone throwing up pseudo science and statistics just to try and convince me that Greer is bad…

Your entire argument is based on the assumption that Finch is that much healthier than Greer. Doesn't matter if you keep repeating statistical data when they are not necessarily relevant to characters whose medical history we do not have access to. For all we know, Greer is a robot and that's why he didn't give a fuck…