Yeah, what?! This is a nice summer suit. He looks good? Right?

And Labor Day's next Monday.

It's a summer suit! What don't people understand about that? He's not a goddamn funeral director.

All of his other horribleness aside - Alexandrew???

What kind of lightweight drinkers does Pranna attract? I've never seen that type of behavior at any brunch place I've been to and I'm quite expert in the field of brunchening while intoxicated.

Like a houseguest. Marvelous at first and full of possibilities, but if left unsupervised for too long, they can be a real pain.

How's this for a coincidence? The girl's father also died in a hotel room while on vacation with his wife and daughter:

Super grim...but the taxi driver waited TWO hours!?

Couldn't they just make it so you can't post gifs if you have a burner account. I can't imagine why a tipster NEEDS to post GIF's (and it's not like they can't post links)

And men, dont forget us, because those horrible gifs make me feel like shit, too.

1. If I ever offered you a bite of my sandwich and you refused.

She is. Cats like to play fight, and if they attack you and you fuck with them back with your hands they're start to treat your hands as prey toys to bite and scratch. That's why you give them toys. It's probably not helping that she's gesturing around like a maniac when he's already in crazy cat mode.

You're bad at this too.

PATRIARCHY! PATRIARCHY! I BET THAT CAT IZ MRA! U SEE HOW HE TRYDE 2 RAPE HER? RAAAAAPE - Feminazis.

I believe what you're referring to is what scientists know as the "Billy Joel Paradox", that hypothesizes that only the good die young...

Actually, the best research we have on the subject shows that people tend to get nicer as they get older. I think there are a lot of people who are assholes when they're young that are assholes when they're old, but the correlation isn't age - it's just being a dick in the first place.

It's also the worst position in sexual fetish baseball.

No, you hate Google for that. Upworthy and Buzzfeed are just the ones who play Google's game really well. And jeeeeeeez. It's a puppy post. I thought it was a funny headline. Now I will go have a sad. :(

"You'll Never Guess What This Blogger Did When She Found Out A Commenter Didn't Like Her Headline!"

The Abercrombie of nightclubs?