I am happy to hear that bisexuals are hugely endowed. I hope they use it well, and touch many people.

Yeah, it is pretty gross. I mean, she wasn't even born when he was dating Sherilynn Fenn. Shew was probably born when he was dating Winona. WTF.

I'm a twenty-something that would love to date Johnny Depp, but it still really bums me out that Johnny Depp is dating a twenty-something.

You're right, Lindsay looks rather nice in that last picture. They probably should have used this picture instead. Although to be fair, the harsh light of the courthouse is not the best place to showcase your contouring.

There is a difference between contouring and bad contouring.

I don't see any depictions of people at Senor Ole's 2 for 1 night, but other than that, this seems to be a very good scientific representation of the issue at hand.

Yeah, let's all judge him and his grieving process by a note written after learning his lover and best friend died! Have you ever lost someone you loved? Grief is different for everybody.

Mick wrote most of the Stones' lyrics, including some the really beautiful ballads like "Wild Horses" (about his then-gf's suicide attempt) and "Moonlight Mile". So I think, yes, he probably did.

A while ago, someone asked Victoria Beckham in an interview if it bothered her that people talk shit about David having such a soft voice. She was like, "Uh, I saw him get out of the shower this morning and I couldn't stop staring. Have you all seen him? Who cares about his voice??"

oh shut up. this is totally inappropriate on a post talking about a woman's death, you delusional moron.

I was once visiting a friend at her condo and the next door neighbors dog DID NOT STOP BARKING. For hours! We finally went to the concierge and asked if they had a way to contact the owner and let them know their dog was upset. They did, and contacted them, and they came home right away. They found several very…

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I'm beyond sick of hearing about how Lindsay Lohan is a troubled yet talented starlet.
The talent this girl had has long since been squandered. Much like Tonya Harding - it's obvious that you can actively destroy your own gifts by being a complete piece of shit. The last couple of movies she starred in were laughably…

To be fair, sometimes my vagina DOES run around free-range. It likes to get out and see the sights, you know? Needs to run free and air itself out every once in a while.

Its a baby animal. I'd put about as much stock in something a puppy did in five minutes as I would a newborn baby. Babies are unpredictable.

My neighbour died and had been there for almost a week before anyone noticed. His poor cat was in the house alone with him, too. We were devastated and felt horrible that we'd not even checked up on him; life just gets in the way.

Brad Pitt smells amazing, like nothing I've ever smelled. Eventually we ask what cologne he's wearing and he tells us, "I don't wear cologne, it's just my musk I guess."

Red eye is temporary, wrinkles are forever.

My sentiments exactly. Those bullying assholes are getting exactly what is coming to them and I, as a hater, couldn't be happier.