+ 1 for finding the only respectable use of ‘misandrist’ I’ve ever seen. Bravo, Scout.

I take it this commercial was supposed to be his Reynolds Pamphlet?

Honestly, this just supports my theory that there are no good cops. There are good people who are cops, but no good cops.

Counter-counterpoint: merge the Clinton Foundation with the Carter Center. The good works continue under excellent management with a strong track record—AND we won’t have to worry about influence peddling.

Loved this performance so much.

My first reaction was a genuine gasp and a whispered, “does he know other people can see him?”

Jesse Williams is the wokest and the baest. (I’m old. Did I do that right? I really really mean it. He makes both my head and nethers swoon.)

You’re good at making me care about some random Jezzie I will never ever meet in person. That, has got to count for something.

I feel you artisinal mayo shop. My rent is 16 days late. But who’s counting.

She’s elated because she’s broke and living in Sonja’s attic and now has a way out.

PREACH

I’m still cackling at my desk over this:

Call me a bad feminist (like I care), but a woman’s pursuit of penetrative pleasure does not necessarily promote the patriachy. We already have a term for the type of sex that does promote the patriarchy-its called rape. I understand what you’re saying, but shiiiiiiitttttt, I gotta get mine, too, and women aren’t an…

Look, I like a good man and I love a good dick. Sadly, those two things aren’t always attached to each other. “shrugs”

Promotion? Really.

No. That may be your line of thinking, but do not assume anything for me. When I ride a dick it means I am doing something or someone that I enjoy at that moment. You are not me. Our actions are not the same.

All. Damn. Day.

Wow you sure can tell a lot about somebody (the brother) from just a picture! You should really try to market that, I bet it’d be quite profitable.

Jesus Christ who said anything about partners, for fucks sake? Can’t a woman just ride the dick for a minute and go?

I imagine there was a tremendous amount of guilt on the part of the girl, about not feeling like she was living up to expectations. You go to a tough, reputable school and everyone assumes you're going to gleefully dive in. She may have had a hard time communicating with her mother because of the pressure to be…