San Francisco! Pedro <3

I think she is fucking thrilled that her family is gonna be out of there.

I just realized that when Obama leaves, so will she, and that made me really sad.

White Men Can’t Clap

Happy for her, but not in love with Lee Daniels.

you really think there are black people who would want to be friends with this dude??

Remember folks, if you have to wait even an hour for a device whose sole purpose is to kill other living things, then the terrorists win.

Abram is still on MTV reality shows fighting people? He’s been around since I was in high school.

This is the audition that I cried during.

I don’t know, I think we can look at it this way :

Tessa Thompson is amazing (she was so good in Dear White People too)

All of these people look like they’re at a party I want to be at. Definitely gonna be watching this!

Amen, sister. Almost 32 and still baby-free, thanks to my fear of penises as a teenager, and a free supply of slut pills as an adult. THANKS OBAMA.

Lime may be one of the ingedients he left out. Maybe he uses key limes. Gotta keep it secret, because God forbid somebody else make your guacamole.

If human beings were logical, we wouldn’t prioritize sports over education and science, yet that’s the world we live in. For a lot of people, the news or politicians saying something doesn’t matter, but their favorite athlete saying it does. Failing to recognize that reveals true naivete.

There’s no great story. I was just excited to wear a new suit and couldn’t think of anywhere to go.

I’m glad he did this, I don’t want him getting a last minute surge by positioning himself as a “moderate” Trump alternative that left leaning folks who can’t stand Hillary and aren’t liberal enough for Bernie could go to. He’s a Bush, and as vile as his brother. Trump’s circus has just muted him. Good luck jackass.

“The process worked”

I’d really like to see him as a Supreme Court justice actually. The display of intelligence would be astounding. And it’d probably make Scalia’s head burst open from rage.

I’ll go to my grave never understanding why people hate Obama.