No, sir. You are done. Will all you nice ladies in Texas please refuse to have sex with this guy and every male in his family for the rest of their lives? Thanks!

Hollywood execs would kick me out of the office if I brought them a script whose premise was “Russian oligarchs in league with ExxonMobil and white supremacists plot to overthrow the United States in a corporate coup d’etat.”

There’s nothing we can do. We lost. We have to take this medicine for at least two years. If we’re lucky.

I completely empathize, being a single father myself. A tough call. A child’s immediate needs are paramount. But employment is less than five percent (thanks Obama) Now is the time to act. Or we kick the can of suffering down the road to our children. Let’s not be like generations past. You don’t have to save the…

Did the administration just admit that hate crimes are terrorism? Seems to me throwing molotov cocktails at places of worship fit both descriptions.

Sacrifice is not giving what you can afford, it’s giving what you can’t afford to lose. - Kahlil Gibran

Yet another “promise” fulfilled. If I recall correctly, the President endorsed “killing their families”. Shame on you, America.

This will not stand up in court. I dare them to pass this. They will eat crow.

Nope. Had this one figured out before Empire came out. I was ten. Read a book, America.

This is outrageously petty. And unabashed hypocrisy. I feel as if the country has been taken by a racist, corporate coup d’etat wherein not a single bullet was fired. And we paid for it so there will be enough in our 401(k)‘s not to die lonely in a dirty room.

Yeah, if punching Nazis is good enough for Indiana Jones it’s good enough for all of us!

There are 100 Senators in a life raft in the North Atlantic. Another Senator swims up to be rescued. “I propose every time we add a Senator to the life boat we remove another Senator!”.

remember when we all laughed at Romney when he said that Russia was the greatest geo-political challenge facing America? What wine do you serve with crow? I’m a sad liberal today. Again.

Ok. I’ll trade not making Christians pay for abortions if I can use my firmly held pacifist ideological beliefs to not pay for the military or any other form of violence used by the state.

Meltdown? I don’t think that word means what you think it means. You should look up the word hyperbole, however.

This is why it’s so important to donate your time and money. At the very least, PP is being forced to use their scarce resources on fighting frivolous legal actions instead of where the money belongs: helping those who cannot help themselves. Donate now!

I concur. But do it 63 times over a course of 3 hours. And don’t forget to run back to the huddle before the play clock expires!

holy shit! I was about to write the same thing! Enough already!

They should’ve shot around Leia for the final scene. She was clearly in the uncanny valley. Tarkin was...almost there...almost there.

satire is not fake news. know the difference. satire is based upon facts. fake news is falsehoods.