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There’s nothing we can do. We lost. We have to take this medicine for at least two years. If we’re lucky.

I completely empathize, being a single father myself. A tough call. A child’s immediate needs are paramount. But employment is less than five percent (thanks Obama) Now is the time to act. Or we kick the can of suffering down the road to our children. Let’s not be like generations past. You don’t have to save the

Did the administration just admit that hate crimes are terrorism? Seems to me throwing molotov cocktails at places of worship fit both descriptions.

Sacrifice is not giving what you can afford, it’s giving what you can’t afford to lose. - Kahlil Gibran

Yet another “promise” fulfilled. If I recall correctly, the President endorsed “killing their families”. Shame on you, America.

This will not stand up in court. I dare them to pass this. They will eat crow.

This is outrageously petty. And unabashed hypocrisy. I feel as if the country has been taken by a racist, corporate coup d’etat wherein not a single bullet was fired. And we paid for it so there will be enough in our 401(k)‘s not to die lonely in a dirty room.

Yeah, if punching Nazis is good enough for Indiana Jones it’s good enough for all of us!

There are 100 Senators in a life raft in the North Atlantic. Another Senator swims up to be rescued. “I propose every time we add a Senator to the life boat we remove another Senator!”.

remember when we all laughed at Romney when he said that Russia was the greatest geo-political challenge facing America? What wine do you serve with crow? I’m a sad liberal today. Again.

Ok. I’ll trade not making Christians pay for abortions if I can use my firmly held pacifist ideological beliefs to not pay for the military or any other form of violence used by the state.

Meltdown? I don’t think that word means what you think it means. You should look up the word hyperbole, however.

This is why it’s so important to donate your time and money. At the very least, PP is being forced to use their scarce resources on fighting frivolous legal actions instead of where the money belongs: helping those who cannot help themselves. Donate now!

I concur. But do it 63 times over a course of 3 hours. And don’t forget to run back to the huddle before the play clock expires!

holy shit! I was about to write the same thing! Enough already!

I love a good sport. You rock!

oh man! How did I miss that one!? Alt-write...Y’all crack me up! Thanks!

As a member of the grammar alt-right I have to whine about this.

I’m doing my best to be a woke father and friend. So I read articles like this as if they’re advice columns on what not to do just in case I missed something because I was enjoying the sound of my own mansplaining. Even this single white father is sick of other men. I’m going to hole up for winter and only go outside

My math is wrong. It’s every twenty two minutes. Ugh.